Although I cannot tell you much about my past, I can tell you how I became a spy. I was invited to attend a spy school in a very secret location off the coast of Madagascar. There I learned how to be cunning and deceptive. I also learned to always be observant, and be able to exploit people with ease. Especially men. Sorry if you are a male spy reading this, however, males are definitely the easiest to exploit. They don't know which brain to think with. If they have a brain at all. Excuse me, I'm getting off the subject.
I attended that spy school for 5 years, and then was sent on my dangerous missions. I am not a "good" spy, I can tell you that now. I tend to be very evil in some ways. That's why the security on this site is very tight. Shh...don't tell anyone, but I work for the Chinese Embassy. Although my ethnic background is Korean, that's all the more why I'm deceptive. Why would they think I'm a Chinese spy if they know I'm Korean? I have dodged the US government and their bullets so many times I can't remember, and have escaped without a single scar to blemish my flawless complexion.
Complexion brings up another issue. A female spy is extremely dangerous, especially if she has immeasurable beauty. For example, my nemesis Mulberry Tea and I. However, such radiant beauty hinders one's ability to blend into a crowd while spying. Immeasurable intelligence is excruciatingly essensial. That is why I am such a threat to the US government.
To be a worthy spy, you need 4 things:
1. Intelligence 3. Money
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The ability to lie 4. Connections